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| Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?" Billy says, "In the car." Paddy says, "That's the quickest way." |    |
Joke by rob09, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , billy , dublin , cork , car , foot - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Little Billy was very pleased at his excellent scores on his tests. His father said he would get something nice for Billy. Billy asked for a new bike, his old one was too small for him. Billy's father said: 'Can you touch your ass with your cock?' 'Of course not' replied Billy, surprised at what his father had asked him to do. 'Ok, you can't have the bike then' said Billy's father. 15 years later Billy won the lottery, a Jackpot of over $50M. Billy's father asked Billy: 'Seeing as you're so rich now, can i have $1M from you please?' Billy was about to say yes, when he thought back to his childhood days of when he wanted a bike.. 'Can you touch your ass with your cock' said Billy. 'Of course i can' said Billy's father. 'Ok, go fuck yourself' replied Billy. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged billy , johnny , cunt , ass , anal , sex , gay , nigger - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| "The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards" - Billy Connolly | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged glasgow , attack , connolly , billy - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
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