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| Osama bin laden has appeared on tv this morning to quell rumour of his death. to prove that the appearence was not pre recorded bin laden stated that he had "watched the football on saturday and Newcastle were crap!" The US and UK government officals have dismissed the tape saying the recording could have been made any time over the past 10 years |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged osama , bin , laden , newcastle - Current Score: 26 - Added: 8 months, 28 days ago
| What's all the fuss with finding Osama Bin Laden? Give his name to the Child Support Agency.......they will fucking find him. Cunts. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged osama , bin , csa , cunts - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 week ago
| An arab woman went down from the 9th floor to throw out some bags of rubbish. As she threw them overarm into the container, she accidently whipped off her headscarf, which fell into the container. She leaned over the edge and tried to fish it out. She was half in and half out, when some other Arab came along, saw her fat arse sticking out, whipped her frock up and started givng her one from behind. Her husband, who had been watching from upstairs, shouted down, "get your fucking cock out of my missus!" The other guy looked up and said, "I don't know why you fucking binned her, there's still a few good fucks left in her!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arabs , headscarf , rubbish , bin , shagging - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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