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| Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. |    |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged toilet , loo , disabled , binso - Current Score: 1608 - Added: 1 month ago
| After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with a man in the front seat. The man is screaming and shouting. In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says "Calm down, it could be worse. Your wife, for example, was thrown out of the front windscreen and onto the road." The man replies "Yeah! But did you see what she had in her fucking mouth?!" | |
Joke by binso, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , accident , cock , binso - Current Score: 224 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| I recently broke up with my girlfriend and I was quite upset. My friend said, "Don't worry mate, there's plenty more fish in the sea." I replied, "Yeah, but its not just the smell I miss." | |
Joke by binso, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , break up , binso , cliche - Current Score: 212 - Added: 5 days ago
| All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Hells Angels - Tagged castle , gift , medieval , binso - Current Score: 162 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was driving along when I saw a hitch-hiker holding a sign that said 'heaven', so I hit him. He probably went there. He seemed like a nice guy. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Hitchhikers - Tagged hitchhiker , binso , heaven - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 month ago
| Next week I'm gonna have an MRI to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Phobia - Tagged cluastrophobia , binso , mri - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month ago
| I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cocaine , binso , drugs - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago
| I was going to join the debating society, but my friends talked me out of it. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged debating , society , binso , friends - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month ago
| I got food poisoning the other day. I haven't used it yet. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Poison - Tagged poison , binso , food - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month ago
| Hit me at 40, and there's an 80% chance that I'll die. Drive past me at 20, and there's an 80% chance you'll end up in court. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Car Crash - Tagged binso , advert , crash , car - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 days ago
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