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What do you call a black man with a biscuit on his head?

Lionel Richtea.
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , biscuit , lionel richie  - Current Score: 87 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

McVities have just bought out a new biscuit range, 'Clitoris-Creams'.

They carry a guarantee. "One lick and you'll want to eat the box"
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged lick , box , biscuit , clitoris  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago

Mummy Mummy! Why's Dad got his cock in the biscuit tin?

I don't know dear - he must be fucking crackers.
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged mummy mummy , biscuit , willy , food , mother , biscuitophile  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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