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What's the difference between an Emperor penguin and Gerry McCann?

An Emperor penguin doesn't leave his egg to spend three hours throwing cheap wine down his neck in a local bistro on the pretence he can still see the vague area the egg was left in.
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Joke by eatmeat, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged penguin , egg , parent , drink , bistro  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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