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| We are always told we should look after and keep an eye on our old neighbours. Why the fuck should we? My 87 year old neighbour is such a lazy bitch, she hasn't even taken her newspapers in for two weeks. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged caring , lazy , bitch , neighbour - Current Score: 633 - Added: 8 months ago
| Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I sent her my ironing, that'll keep the bitch busy. | |
Joke by zip, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged bitch , housewife , ironing - Current Score: 234 - Added: 8 months ago
| I slept with one of those 'high class' prostitutes the other week. I'm not happy though, the bitch gave me lobsters. | |
Joke by Randall, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , crabs , lobsters , high class , bitch - Current Score: 205 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , shannon , matthews , maddy , mcann , shannon matthews , maddie , maxmoore - Current Score: 196 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car? You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , slut , golddigging , porno , bitch , fuckhead , one leg , fucktard , greedy , hypocrite , raspberry , pathetic creature , arab prostitute - Current Score: 167 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's Karen Matthews favourite contraceptive? Her Face. | |
Joke by Hughesy, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , lynch , her , smelly , cunt - Current Score: 124 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call a black bitch with four dogs? The Spice Girls | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Spice Girls - Tagged dogs , bitch , spice girls - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year ago
| I got lucky with this really hot girl last night. I've been after her for a while. Caught the dumb bitch when she took a shortcut through the park. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Stalking - Tagged stalking , bitch - Current Score: 106 - Added: 1 week ago
| I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , bitch - Current Score: 97 - Added: 9 months ago
| My wife's a bit of a sex object, I ask for sex, she objects | |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , bitch , sex - Current Score: 88 - Added: 7 months ago
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