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| The pretty young teacher enters the classroom to find "I've got the biggest cock in the school" written on the blackboard. The teacher says, "Alright, who did that?" Little Johnny immediately put his hand up. "Me, Miss," he said. "Right, I want to see you after class", says the teacher Johnny turns to his mate and says, "Who said advertising doesn't pay?" |    |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged advertising , big dick , classroom , blackboard , little johnny - Current Score: 141 - Added: 3 months ago
| How do you make a blackboard? Take away his ghetto blaster | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blackboard - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months ago
| Little Johnny is in class, and the teacher is asking the children what their parents do for a living. She asks a non-too-bright pupil what his father does, and he answers "he's a sheet metal worker." The teacher says "OK, can you spell that for me?" "S-H-E-T..." "No, that's not quite right, try again." "S-H-I..." "No, sorry, that's not it either. Go round the back of the blackboard and write it out with this chalk until it looks right." The kid takes the chalk and dutifully walks around the blackboard and starts writing. The teacher says, "Right, Johnny, what does your father do for a living?" Johnny says, "he's a bookie." "You mean a bookmaker. Can you spell that for me?" "No, but I'll give you two to one he writes shit on that blackboard" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , class , teacher , blackboard , betting , gambling - Current Score: 54 - Added: 8 months ago
| One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!" | |
Joke by lurch_555, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged blackboard , penis - Current Score: 52 - Added: 9 months ago
| Little Johnny fancies his English teacher, so he goes up to her with a his best chat up line: "Miss, if I drew a picture of my penis on the blackboard, would you rub it off?" | |
Joke by twayne, in Sex and shit > Hand Job - Tagged wank , wanking , rub off , blackboard , school , teacher , play on words , innuendo , hand job , little johnny - Current Score: 42 - Added: 4 months ago
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