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| I was walking down a street in Brixton late last night, when suddenly I saw another bloke bashing two dustbin lids together. "What are you doing mate?" I asked. "Oh, I'm calling my dog," he replied. So I said, "Why don't you shout his name then?" "Bollocks to that, if you think I'm going to shout 'Blackie' around here at this time of night..." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged brixton , blackie , dog , dustbin lids , street - Current Score: 435 - Added: 7 months, 30 days ago
| Just seen a preview of Children In Need. There was a heart rending story about a seven year old Congoese boy who was sitting there with hundreds of flies round his mouth. Apparently, for a donation of £1.00 you can adopt him. It's worthwhile - next Summer you can sit him in the garden and he'll keep the flies away from your barbeque. | |
Joke by northerngeorge, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , congo , blackie , children in need , adoption - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 week ago
| A leaflet from an estate agent dropped through my letterbox today. It stated: "Mr T wants to buy a property in your area". Now, it's nice that a member of The A Team wants to live round here, but as soon as we get a nigger in the neighourhood the house prices will be shot to shit! | |
Joke by northerngeorge, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged mr t , nigger , house prices , a team , blackie , african american - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 week ago
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