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| A bloke says to his mate, 'Are you still seeing that girl?' 'No, she bled to death of gonorrhea' 'You don't bleed to death of gonorrhea' His mate says, 'You do if you fucking give it to me!' |    |
Joke by stickyring, in Sex and shit > Gonorrheoa - Tagged bleed , death , gonorrhea - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months ago
| The wife asked me to give her twelve inches and make her bleed. So I fucked her three times and broke her nose. | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , wife , fuck , bleed - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If at first you don't succeed, Drug her drink then make her bleed. | |
Joke by markybritton, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged succeed , first , drug , drink , bleed - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. | |
Joke by wastegash2801, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck , norris , hplondon , bogies , kishan , bleed , month , retarded american humour - Current Score: 10 - Added: 10 months ago
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