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| Part 1: How do you fit 50 babies into a bucket? With a blender. Part 2: How do you get them out again? Doritos. |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead baby , babies , bucket , blender , dip , doritos - Current Score: 161 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| How do you make a baby drink? Put it in a blender! | |
Joke by fv90, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged dog , drink , blender - Current Score: 38 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's green and turns red at the touch of a button? A frog in a blender. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged frog , liquidiser , blender - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Rejected Dr Seuss books: Are You My Proctologist? Aunts in My Pants Fox in Detox Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet Horton Fakes an Orgasm Horton Hires a Ho My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch The Cat in the Blender The Flesh-Eating Lorax The Grinch's Ten Inches Who Shat in the Hat? Yentl the Lentil Your Colon can Moo - Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil | |
Joke by LawrenceQ3, in Jokes with no home > Dr Seuss - Tagged dr seuss , ho , shat , colon , rabid , blender , inches - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months ago
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