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| I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged revvyb , wank , blind - Current Score: 739 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought, "fuck it. I could win that!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged blind - Current Score: 645 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief. Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged blind , big brother , black , bb9 - Current Score: 443 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's black and runs into walls? Jordan's baby. | |
Joke by JIMMYSAVILLE, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged blind - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| You know that signs that say, "GUIDE DOGS ONLY", well who is it directed at? The dog? | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind - Current Score: 177 - Added: 3 months ago
| I walked into a blind man today. I didn't see him. I couldn't believe the irony. | |
| Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The interviewer asks "So, Stevie, how do you cope with being blind?" Stevie replies, "It's OK. At least I'm not black." | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged blind - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? Its not hard. | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind - Current Score: 147 - Added: 11 months ago
| I understand that we are living in the "politically correct" age - everything needs to be wheelchair friendly, in Punjabi and Polish but, seriously, do we really need information signs in Braille - at a fucking art gallery? That's true, by the way. http://www.manchestergalleries.org/planning-your-visit/access/ What's next, ipods for the deaf? But seriously, it's political correctness gone mad. I mean, they are even putting instructions on toothbrush boxes in Arabic - next time you buy one, check it out. That's just crazy - I mean, whoever heard of a Muslim who brushes his teeth? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind - Current Score: 144 - Added: 3 months ago
| A priest, a doctor and a lawyer are stuck behind a particularly slow groups of golfers. After three holes, they complain to the club secretary. "Sorry, chaps, that's a group of blind firemen," he explains, "they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here for free any time they want." "That's so sad," says the priest, "I'll say a prayer for them tonight." "Good idea," says the doctor, "I'll contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there's anything he can do." "That's all very well," says the lawyer, "but why can't they play at night?" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind - Current Score: 132 - Added: 9 months ago
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