I was walking along the beach the other day, when I came across a woman with no arms and no legs, and she was crying. So i asked her "What's up ?" She said she's never been hugged. So I gave her a hug and i'm about to walk away, when she starts crying again. I ask her "What's wrong now ?". She says she's never been kissed. So I gave her a kiss, and she started to cry again. Then I ask her what her problem is now ? She replies that she's never been fucked before... So I say..<
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I was walking along the beach the other day, when I came across a woman with no arms and no legs, and she was crying. So i asked her "What's up ?" She said she's never been hugged. So I gave her a hug and i'm about to walk away, when she starts crying again. I ask her "What's wrong now ?". She says she's never been kissed. So I gave her a kiss, and she started to cry again. Then I ask her what her problem is now ? She replies that she's never been fucked before... So I say..
"Well you're fucked now, the tides coming in".