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| I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt |    |
Joke by cj-underhill, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , virgin , t-shirt , blood - Current Score: 421 - Added: 4 months ago
| Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in giving blood... They don't get a choice when they knock on my door. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged jehovahs witness , blood - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 month ago
| I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked and covered in someone else's blood! | |
Joke by ben dover, in Sex and shit > Naked Body - Tagged naked , blood , screaming , world - Current Score: 124 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| What's got wings and sucks blood? Always Ultra. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Politician - Tagged periods , blood , wings - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man is an American. Please don't take the piss out of him." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged driver , police , drunk , asthma , blood , sample , urine , football , derby county , piss - Current Score: 115 - Added: 1 year ago
| This bloke goes into see his doctor and says, "every time I see a lorry, I get an erection." The doc laughs and says, "impossible." So the bloke stands up and walks over to the window and, after a lorry passes by, he pulls his trousers down to reveal a huge hardon. The doctor says, "this defies medical science, but give me a sample of blood then come back in three weeks and I'll have a result." Three weeks pass by and the bloke returns to the doctors. On entering his office, the doctor says, "sit down, I have some bad news for you." The bloke slumps into a chair and says, "what is it doc?" The doctor explains, "you're HGV positive." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Doctor - Tagged doctor , lorryhgv , science , blood , poitive - Current Score: 97 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| We hear a lot in the news about Jehovah's Witnesses dying because they have refused blood transfusions. Natural selection, anyone? | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged blood , jehova's witness , death - Current Score: 81 - Added: 10 months ago
| TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. (Jerry Seinfeld) | |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged tv , blood , crap - Current Score: 75 - Added: 8 months, 24 days ago
| What sits in the corner with a smile getting bigger and bigger? A baby eating razor blades. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , razor , blade , razor blades , smile , blood - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| I went to donate blood the other day, but they wouldn't take it. Apparently they need to know where it comes from. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Blood - Tagged donate , blood - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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