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| A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doll , sex , shop , sex shop , dolls , blow up , blow , black , white , male , female , religion - Current Score: 256 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office... Blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat. Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine. Blonde: Hmmm... interesting. The next day... Brunette: How's your throat? Blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea! | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged husband , sorethroat , blow , job , blonde - Current Score: 238 - Added: 9 months ago
| Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," mum confides. "Oh so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , middle east , middle easter , islamic , suicide , bomb , bombers , bomber , martyr , blow , grow , blow up , grow up - Current Score: 237 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged kinky , sex , blow , load , ear , mouth , years , wife , man - Current Score: 195 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a secretary and a cannon? You wouldn't fire a cannon that doesn't blow properly | |
Joke by giobob, in Sex and shit > Secratary - Tagged blow , cannon , secretary - Current Score: 88 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What's the difference between a Muslim and an inflatable raft? Someone else blows up an inflatable raft. | |
Joke by lol-at-ethiopia, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged raft , muslim , inflatable , blow , up - Current Score: 19 - Added: 11 months ago
| I played a game of blow-football with my nephew yesterday. Sadly he had an asthma attack half way through. Still... 10-0! | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > asthma - Tagged blow , football , nephew - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A policeman stopped me the other day and said, "I'd like you to blow into this bag sir." I said "What for officer?" He said "My chips are too hot." | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged policeman , blow , bag , officer , chips , hot - Current Score: 1 - Added: 8 months ago
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