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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got Alzheimer's,

This little piggy went to market.
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Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , roses , red , blue , violets  - Current Score: 210 - Added: 5 months ago

They decided to take the blue smarties out of the tube as they were causing harm to the public?

It would have been a smarter idea to remove the browns from the tube ... as this would have prevented the london bombings.
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Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london bombings , london , blue , smarties , bomb , racist , tube  - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 month ago

What is black and blue, and doesn't like sex?

A rape victim.
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Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , raped , black , blue , bruise , bruised , bruises , victim , rape victim  - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's blue and fucks old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.
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Joke by waynster, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged coat , old people , blue , fuck , fucks , lucky , old  - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Frank Lampard's mum was a West Ham supporter for most of her life.

She turned blue near the end though.
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Joke by monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged lampard , dead , blue , chelsea , west ham  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago

Ike Turner never liked white girls; he always liked them black and blue.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stickyring, in Celebrity and news events > Ike Turner - Tagged ike turner , white , girls , black , blue  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month ago

Bride: I've got something new and something borrowed, but I still need something old and blue.
Bride's Mum: Well don't worry, your Grandma's coming and she can't pay her heating bills
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Joke by raymondthebastard, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old age , blue , bride , wedding , heating , bills  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago

What's blue, hangs in the corner and doesn't fit any more?

Ian Curtis.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > ian curtis - Tagged blue , coat , ian curtis  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with burst water wings.
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Joke by fraz210691, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged baby , sick , blue , funny  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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