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| Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , bomb , games , birthday , party - Current Score: 1528 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| End Political Correctness... ...Kill a Muslim! | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslim - Current Score: 750 - Added: 9 months, 29 days ago
| Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it. | |
Joke by hangman, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged uk , terror , attacks , bomb , liverpool , suspicious , tax , car - Current Score: 325 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though," mum confides. "Oh so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me ...." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , middle east , middle easter , islamic , suicide , bomb , bombers , bomber , martyr , blow , grow , blow up , grow up - Current Score: 237 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the shitest terrorists in history. Even the fuckin' Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up! | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , fundamentalist , terrorist , bomb , irish - Current Score: 201 - Added: 4 months ago
| They decided to take the blue smarties out of the tube as they were causing harm to the public? It would have been a smarter idea to remove the browns from the tube ... as this would have prevented the london bombings. | |
Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london bombings , london , blue , smarties , bomb , racist , tube - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 month ago
| Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of them fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged bomb , christmas , suicide - Current Score: 192 - Added: 1 week ago
| George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair. He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing. He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing. He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard. Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days. Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks. As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one. Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling. He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder. He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing. The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran." Gasping for air, Bush replies, "what Iran?" | |
Joke by jebusmooli, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bush , iran , bomb - Current Score: 189 - Added: 3 months ago
| A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!" A tortoise in the back shouts, "You bastard!" | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged pet shop , tortoise , bomb , bastard - Current Score: 184 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| I've been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party this weekend. I've decided to go as a Muslim with a backpack. doesn't come much fucking scarier than that. does it? | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Halloween - Tagged backpack , muslim , bomb , halloween - Current Score: 165 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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