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This morning a suspected Pakistani bomber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Bradford home. When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked "Why 68 bullets on 1 man?" He replied "Yes sorry about that, we ran out of ammo".

Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , bomber , bradford , inspector , ammo , dead - Current Score: 264 - Added: 9 months ago

I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.

When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.

Joke by eatmeat, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged samaritan , suicide , bomber - Current Score: 173 - Added: 10 months ago

A muslim suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise. Once in paradise, he finds himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks anyone has ever laid eyes upon. A bemused Allah then says to him: "Why do you think they're still virgins?!"

Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged suicide , bomber , paradise , allah - Current Score: 49 - Added: 8 months ago

After an explosion, police found bodies stuck to the wall and ceiling.

They think it was an act of a 'No More Nails' Bomber.

Joke by turner850, in Religion and racism > Afghans - Tagged bomber , suicide , police , nails - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago

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