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| You know you're Taliban if... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged heroin , guns , cunts , explosives , bombs - Current Score: 375 - Added: 3 months ago
| If the failed 21/7 bombers had just waited three more days, we'd all be calling them the 24/7 bombers. This would imply that they blow things up all day every day and, despite their actual lack of success, make them at least sound like they were good at bombing. | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > London Bombings - Tagged london , bombs , terrorism , 24/7 , 21/7 , suicide - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months ago
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