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| What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono. |    |
Joke by iKarp, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , god , bono - Current Score: 247 - Added: 1 year ago
| Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, fucking speed it up then!" | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Bono - Tagged bono , u2 , african , child , death - Current Score: 243 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A group of popstars are sitting chatting one day. "Well", begins Yoko Ono, " I remember when me and my husband John went out and protested against Vietnam, it felt so good to be active." At this point, Bono chips in " Vietnam? Get with the times, my current partner wasn't even born during the Vietnam War- but we certainly did our bit to protest when Bush's War on Terror broke out, so we did!" Gary Glitter leans over, smiles, and say "Mate, I'll tell you something- MY current partner wasn't even born when Bush's War on Terror broke out..." | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged paedo , yoko ono , gary glitter , bono - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 day ago
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