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| I heard on the news today that flat chested women have a 50% higher suicide rate than women with naturally big boobs. This isn't a joke I just wanted to share the great news! |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged news , suicide , flat , boobs , albinobob - Current Score: 198 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men. | |
Joke by kristow, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , boobs , statistics - Current Score: 140 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| What do you look for in a good Bra? A cracking pair of tits, usually. | |
Joke by beholden, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , bra , tits - Current Score: 92 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , hooters , tits , bosoms , breasts , clock - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them. | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Breast Feeding - Tagged breasts , tits , boobs - Current Score: 54 - Added: 9 months ago
| An elderly couple living in a care home were coming to the end of their days and they wanted to make love one last time, so they sneak into the stock cupboard when no one is looking. Now Ethel hadn't been well for some time but hadn't wanted to trouble Fred. Fred however was feeling rather amorous and groping her everywhere, unclipped her suspenders, ripped her bra off and was just about to get down to business when Ethel shouted out "Stop.... I have something to tell you". Fred rather frustrated said to Ethel "What is it my lovely?" "I have acute Angina" she replied Fred giggled and said "I know and your boobs aren't bad either" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged angina , tits , boobs , vagina , old - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Two parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mummy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!" | |
Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged nude , beach , boobs , mummy , daddy - Current Score: 42 - Added: 8 months ago
| What kind of bees make milk? Boobies | |
Joke by zauron, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , boobies , tits , bees , milk - Current Score: 33 - Added: 11 months ago
| A taxi driver in Manchester was sat in his cab, hands down his pants, doing a routine testicular cancer check, when a gorgeous girl with great big boobs climbed in. "How much to Oldham?" she enquired. He said; "You can hold 'em for nowt, love, if I can hold yours as well!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged taxi , manchester , oldham , boobs , cancer , boogaloo - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. | |
Joke by bastowbastow, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , bra - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year ago
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