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Suicide bombers have today attacked Bradford city centre. Early estimates suggest they may have caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged suicide , suicide bombers , bradford , boogaloo  - Current Score: 194 - Added: 3 months ago

Innuendo Man. Thank heavens you've come!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Superheroes - Tagged superheroes , boogaloo , whos line is it anyway  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 months ago

Petrol tanker drivers have gone on strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving about with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid attached to their backs.
A Shell spokesman said; "There are thousands of Muslims out there who would kill for a job like that!"
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged petrol , tanker , muslims , boogaloo  - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months ago

Dear Points of View,
I am appalled at the level of racism nowadays on the BBC. Last night I watched Crimewatch.
It was all wogs, niggers, pakis and coons!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged bbc , crimewatch , niggers , pakis , wogs , coons , points of view , racism , boogaloo  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 4 months ago

Dr. Who lands the TARDIS on planet Earth way back in the Dark Ages, in a faraway land we now call Bangladesh.
"Where the bleedin' hell are we?" asks his companion, Donna.
"Well," replies the Doctor, leaving the Tardis and walking around, "judging by that disgusting smell and the fact that we appear to be surrounded by towelheads (little sheet heads) with no significant intelligence living in caves and mud huts... this is Bradford 2008!"
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged doctor who , towelheads , bradford , bbc , doctor , bangladesh , smell , boogaloo  - Current Score: 88 - Added: 4 months ago

Following convicted drug cheat, Dwaine Chambers' successful move into rugby league with Castleford Tigers, another rugby league club has recruited a famous drug abuser.

Amy Winehouse, chewing a wasp, is the new face of Batley Bulldogs.
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged rugby , dwaine chambers , batley bulldogs , wasp , castleford tigers , drug cheat , drug abuser , boogaloo  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 4 months ago

So, it turns out that Cliff Richard was the victim of vote rigging by General Franco in the 1969 Eurovision Song Contest. Pity they didn't adopt the Sickipedia voting system then....
We could have had the old bastard buried by now!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Cliff Richard - Tagged cliff richard , eurovision , sickipedia , boogaloo  - Current Score: 62 - Added: 3 months ago

I was flicking through the TV channels, when I came across Monkey Tennis on Sky Sports.
"Brilliant!", I thought, "monkey tennis."
Then I realised, it was just those Williams sisters again!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged tennis , williams , sky sports , boogaloo  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 3 months ago

Why do people take an instant dislike to Pakis?

It saves time!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , boogaloo  - Current Score: 57 - Added: 3 months ago

To be fair to Josef Fritzl, when he locked his daughter up 24 years ago, he did agree to release her when Huddersfield Town beat Leeds United again.

20/10/84 1-0

15/04/08 1-0

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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged fritzl , town , leeds , huddersfield town , 24 years , football , leeds united , boogaloo  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months ago

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