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| A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > suicide - Tagged library , suicide , book - Current Score: 15636 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Stephen Hawking has written another book. It's about time. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , book , time - Current Score: 305 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I? | |
Joke by wuntyag, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged book , mystery , novel , stewart francis - Current Score: 254 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| Stephen Hawking has written a new book: Around the House in Eighty Days. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , book , retard - Current Score: 198 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| A hoodie goes to an East End library to get out a book. The assistant says, "in order to borrow a book, you need to prove you're a citizen of London." So he stabs him. | |
Joke by littledave, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged new york , chav , book - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Every culture has its own holy book: Muslims have the Qur'an, Israelis/Jews have the Torah, Christians have the Bible and Niggers have the Jungle Book. | |
Joke by andeeest205, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged book , holy , religion - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year ago
| I thought I was getting Alzheimer's until I found out that every time I fell asleep my wife was moving the bookmark forward 20 pages. Still I got her back by making her think she's incontinent. Every time she falls asleep I piss on her lap. | |
Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , book , wife , husband , piss , incontinent - Current Score: 138 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| My mother's a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list. She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet. But she wasn't fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories." | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Mother - Tagged mother , birthday , shopping , guitar , fanny , book , french - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months ago
| They say you should never judge a book by its cover. Well, I found that 'Cum drinking sluts take it up the arse' read pretty much as the cover picture suggested. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged book , cover , cum , sluts , arse - Current Score: 97 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I like to go into bookshops and ask for a book called "How to cope with rejection without killing. Do you have it?" | |
Joke by Alan880, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged rejection , book - Current Score: 85 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
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