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I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

I knew it would come back to haunt me.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by smithy08, in Jokes with no home > Halloween - Tagged boomerang , ghost , haunt  - Current Score: 99 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What's the difference between Maddie McCann and a boomerang?

I don't forcibly sodomise a boomerang every night when I get home from work.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , boomerang , paedophilia , maddie  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What's the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , boomerang , maddie  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by danshand, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged boomerang , memory  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago

What do Madeleine McCann and a boomerang have in common?

I have one of each nailed to the wall in my basement.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , boomerang  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What do you call a broken Boomerang?

A stick.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by flip master3, in Jokes with no home > Boomerang - Tagged boomerang , stick , broken  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months ago

A few years ago, I was on holiday in Australia in the outback and I stumbled across a boomerang.
I shouted to some local aborigines who were nearby, "Excuse me, will this come back if I throw it?"

"It fucking will if it hits us," they all replied.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Arrogance - Tagged australia , boomerang , aborigines  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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