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Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova, a shame?

A Nova seats 4.

Why is it a shame to see 4 chavs going over the edge of a cliff in a nova?

There's always room in the boot.
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Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , seat , seats , cliff , nova , car , boot  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool.....

Turned out to be David Dickinson

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Joke by BenHeartagram, in Celebrity and news events > David Dickenson - Tagged dickinson , david , tool , brown , leathery , old , day , other , boot , car , went , i , to  - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months ago

In days of old, it took a hardy able-bodied man to work the mines for gold.

Nowadays, even a one-legged woman can be a gold-digger and make a much bigger profit from it...
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , boot , slut , gold-digger  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 8 months ago

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