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| Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border! |    |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexico , olympics , border - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro." "What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver. "Quattro means four" replies Paddy. "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your sergeant over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged border , cars , illegal , irish , paddy , garda - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why are there no decent Mexicans in the Olympics? Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already in the States _____________________________________________________________________________________ I don't get this who would wanna live in that ShitHole! | |
Joke by canadianboy_16, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , olympics , run , jump , swim , border - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
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