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| An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys. "There's just one problem," she says. "Because they were all born at the same time, we got the tags mixed up and we don't know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies. Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definitely my baby," he says confidently. "Um, excuse me," says the West Indian, "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son." The Englishman pulls him aside and says, "I see where you're coming from, mate, but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welsh , race , racism , racist , black , welshman , english , englishman , england , wales , man , men , baby , babies , born , birth , hospital , west indian , indian - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Apparently, in about 70 years there will be no more newborn kids that are naturally ginger. See, even Mother Nature hates them. | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged new , born , natural , mother , nature - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| They say if a paki is born in Britain it makes him British. Like fuck does it! If a dog is born in a stable it doesn't make it a fucking horse does it? | |
Joke by Beavis, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , british , britain , dog , stable , horse , born - Current Score: 37 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
| My son was born today. He was premature... that's when I knew he was mine. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Jokes with no home > Childbirth - Tagged premmers , son , born , birthday , mine - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| My wife gave birth to our first born baby daughter on Tuesday, and I can tell you, she is just like her mother... She cries during anal. | |
Joke by terry_needs_help, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , daughter , anal , cry , cries , born - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 days ago
| Hitler wasn't a bad guy, he was just born in the wrong era. | |
Joke by chapman, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged hitler , era , born - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way? The other 30% were sucked into it. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , born , sucked , 30 , 70 - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| The jokes about paedophilia are getting old... Fortunatly, millions of new ones are born every year. | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , millions , new , born , every , year - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
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