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| In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign, and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "Thoap!" |    |
Joke by IrishRussell, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged boss , toilets , sinks - Current Score: 202 - Added: 7 months ago
| I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?" "Oh, I'll just have one, please." She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite." "All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you stupid bitch." | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged dinner , boss , wife , potatoes , polite - Current Score: 157 - Added: 2 months ago
| I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said that "there is no I in team" to which I replied "but there is a U in cunt." | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged boss , cunt , revvyb - Current Score: 147 - Added: 5 months ago
| A man goes up to his bosses office and says, "Sir, you got to give me a raise, three other companies are after me." "Well is that a fact?" his boss asked, "Well which companies would they be?" The man replies, "The electric, phone and gas companies" | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged raise , bankrupt , boss , man , money - Current Score: 138 - Added: 2 months ago
| My boss really is a bastard. He calls me in to his office and says, "You know, I really don't know how we would cope without you..." and just as I get my hopes up he continues, "...but starting Monday we're going to try." | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged boss , bastard , sacked , twat - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 month ago
| A boss gives his gorgeous secretary an expensive fur coat as a Christmas present. As she is admiring herself in the mirror her boss looks her up and down and says, "your knickers are coming down." Embarrassed, she quickly looks down to check. "No they're not," she replies, relieved. "They are, or the coat goes back to the fucking shop." | |
Joke by captain slow, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged secretary , boss - Current Score: 111 - Added: 8 months ago
| The boss of a small company has two employees; Jack and Jill. Just recently the company has been doing badly so the boss decides one of them must go. Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma. "Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache." | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged jack , headache , jack off , sex , office , boss - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. "When I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said that she couldn't possibly wear them as they were too large. I said to her, 'of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding he did the same thing. He took off his trousers and handed them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she did she said, "I can't wear these, they're far too large for me." "Exactly," Jack replied, "I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on, Jack," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't get into your knickers," said Jack. So Jill replied "Exactly, and if you don't change your fucking attitude, you never will!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , trousers , wife , sex , knickers , boss - Current Score: 99 - Added: 6 months ago
| I hate my boss. There's a sign behind her desk that says 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!' Mind you, she's written it in her own shit... [Alan Carr] | |
Joke by captain slow, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged boss , mad , shit - Current Score: 90 - Added: 5 months ago
| I got fired at work today. My boss said my communication skills were awful. I didn't know what to say to that. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged boss , fired , communication - Current Score: 77 - Added: 16 hours ago
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