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| A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states; "Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time." "Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!" "I'm afraid not," replied the doctor. "You have bowel cancer." |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged bowel cancer , nappies , preganant , doctor , nappy , cancer , bowel , news - Current Score: 399 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| I think my wife is suffering from irritable bowel syndrome. Whenever I want anal sex she says."fuck off and leave me alone." | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > anal - Tagged wife , suffering , irritable , bowel , syndrome , sex , fuck off - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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