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| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Darren Bent. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged football , blaine , box , record , spurs , bent - Current Score: 499 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common? They both come in a small yellow box. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I bought a self-help tape the other day. It was called "How to handle disappointment." When I opened the box, it was empty. | |
Joke by oddball_o, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged irony , dissapointment , self , help , tape , box , empty - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said, "From 2-4 years." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , jigsaw , chav , puzzle , jigsaw puzzle , months , month , year , years , box - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| McVities have just bought out a new biscuit range, 'Clitoris-Creams'. They carry a guarantee. "One lick and you'll want to eat the box" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged lick , box , biscuit , clitoris - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , box , innit , slang - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act. "I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself." "Wow! That's amazing," says the manager. "Could you please demonstrate it for me?" The man replies, "better not, I can only do it once." | |
Joke by hahaha12345, in Jokes with no home > Circus - Tagged circus , dynamite , grenade , fire , petrol , box - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| Why can't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken comes in a different box. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged barbie , ken , kids , box - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Sue had been married to Frank for 20 years. One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and £5.000. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband about it. "Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad. "But what about the £5000?" "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them." | |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged eggs , box , affairs , money - Current Score: 15 - Added: 10 months ago
| What's worse than having silicone tits? Having a cardboard box. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tits , vagina , box , silicone - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
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