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| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Darren Bent. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged football , blaine , box , record , spurs , bent - Current Score: 525 - Added: 8 months, 28 days ago
| What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common? They both come in a small yellow box. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I bought a self-help tape the other day. It was called "How to handle disappointment." When I opened the box, it was empty. | |
Joke by oddball_o, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged irony , dissapointment , self , help , tape , box , empty - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| During church a boy felt sick. He asked his mum what he should do. "Go outside" said the parent. So the boy leaves and come back 5 minutes later. "Were you sick?" asked the mother. The boy nodded so she added "Did you make it outside?". The boy looks at his mum and said "No need mum, as I was leaving there was this box with a sign saying "Box For The Sick"". | |
Joke by cat666, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged church.sick , box - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said, "From 2-4 years." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , jigsaw , chav , puzzle , jigsaw puzzle , months , month , year , years , box - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| McVities have just bought out a new biscuit range, 'Clitoris-Creams'. They carry a guarantee. "One lick and you'll want to eat the box" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged lick , box , biscuit , clitoris - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , box , innit , slang - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act. "I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself." "Wow! That's amazing," says the manager. "Could you please demonstrate it for me?" The man replies, "better not, I can only do it once." | |
Joke by hahaha12345, in Jokes with no home > Circus - Tagged circus , dynamite , grenade , fire , petrol , box - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| What's worse than having silicone tits? Having a cardboard box. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tits , vagina , box , silicone - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| Why can't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken comes in a different box. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged barbie , ken , kids , box - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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