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| In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged kids , pregnant , mother , teacher , girl , boy , young - Current Score: 267 - Added: 6 months ago
| A little boy goes to see the doctor with a problem. He said to the doctor, "Doctor, I was in the showers with all the other boys, and my penis looked different to all of theirs, why is that?" The doctor replies, "I don't know, I'm going to have to have a look, now you can go behind that curtain to get undressed." The little boy comes out and says, "Where shall I put my clothes?" The doctor replies, "just over there, next to mine." | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , paedophillia , doctor , boy , rape - Current Score: 214 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was walking along the beach when I saw a small boy lying on the sand who had been stung by a jelly fish. I remembered that if you're stung by one you should to piss on it, so I whipped my dick out and started pissing on him. His parents weren't too pleased though, apparently it doesn't work when they're dead. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged jelly , fish , boy , piss , jimmy carr - Current Score: 157 - Added: 4 months ago
| On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is Little Johnny on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the Little Johnny, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Little Johnny replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. Little Johnny takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring Little Johnny, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." Little Johnny continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged santa , police , boy , horse , little johnny - Current Score: 114 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| A man and his young son go into the doctors, " Doctor, doctor- my son has just swallowed a camera!" The doctor looks at him and replies, " Well, leave it a few days and see what develops!" The boy replies, "What? Its a fucking digital, you old cunt." | |
Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged camera , classics retold , doctor , digital , boy , man , cunt , medicine - Current Score: 99 - Added: 2 months ago
| A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blonde , ransom , money , thick , stupid , dumb , boy , kidnap - Current Score: 59 - Added: 7 months ago
| A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have custody of him. Custody was yesterday granted to Newcastle United Football Club as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged boy , newcastle , united , crap football jokes - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months ago
| Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged boy , tampax , swim , ride - Current Score: 44 - Added: 7 months ago
| A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little fellow just can't reach. After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some time as he moves closer to the boy's position, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing one hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "and now what, my little man?" To which the urchin replies, "now we run like hell!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Religion and racism > English - Tagged priest , boy , doorbell - Current Score: 42 - Added: 6 months ago
| A young boy comes home with an armchair under each arm and a sofa strapped to his back. His father is furious and says, "how many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers?" | |
Joke by Dick Stilton, in Jokes with no home > Boys - Tagged boy , father , strangers , sweets - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months ago
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