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| A young Jewish boy, was doing very badly in his maths lessons. His parents had tried everything to help: private tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, everything they could think of to help him improve. Finally, in a last ditch effort they took him down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, the little boy came home with a very serious look on his face. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. His mother was amazed. A couple of hours later she called him down to dinner, and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and hit the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, the little boy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. His mother nervously opened the report card and jumped for joy: her little boy had finally got an 'A' in maths! She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" The little boy looked at her and shook his head: "No Mommy." "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?" The little boy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign and I knew then they weren't screwing around..." |    |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged christianity , jews , catholic , school , boys , mommy - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the best thing about a ten year old girl? Flip her over and you've got a ten year old boy. What's the best thing about a ten year old boy? No need to flip. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , gay , paedo , kid , kids , child , children , girl , boy , girls , boys , young , flip - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Michael Jackson has a young boy sleeping over at his house. The boy goes to bed and Jackson follows him in a short while later. Jackson asks "Hey, I'll give you $100 if you let me come in your bed" The boy replies "Make it $25,000,000 and you can come in my arse" | |
Joke by IchKommen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged michael jackson , boys , paedophile , arse , cum - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year ago
| The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations regarding little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest. | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , pope , priest , little , boys - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| According to the BBC, Rolf Harris has joined a Welsh Choir to do "Two Little Boys", and they don't suspect a thing! | |
Joke by beninski, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged rolf harris , choir , boys , bbc , suspect - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| I won an award recently which was "In recognition of so much hard work to support our local Boy Scouts troop". Not sure I deserve it really. I did bugger all. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged little , boys , sodomy , bugger all - Current Score: 4 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
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