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| A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra. Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas. |    |
Joke by immortal maniac, in Jokes with no home > bra - Tagged bra , women - Current Score: 293 - Added: 10 months, 15 days ago
| "Is the cup half full, or half empty?" For fuck's sake just buy the bra, Kylie. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged kylie , bra - Current Score: 224 - Added: 1 week ago
| "Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now that I'm 12?" "No David." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy , bra , cross dressing - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 year ago
| A top British scientist has invented a bra that stops tits bobbing up and down and nipples from sticking out in the cold. His colleagues have kicked his fucking head in! | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged bra , scientist , tits - Current Score: 195 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you look for in a good Bra? A cracking pair of tits, usually. | |
Joke by beholden, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , bra , tits - Current Score: 103 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
| Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! | |
Joke by bitch tits, in Sex and shit > Breasts - Tagged boobs , i was the teenage steve mcqueen , tits , bra - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged wonder , bra , tits , woman - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The other day i was mocking my wife "Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it" Fucking bitch replied "You wear briefs, don't you" | |
Joke by zitface, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged bra , briefs , cunt - Current Score: 63 - Added: 2 months ago
| What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. | |
Joke by bastowbastow, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , bra - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a couple of minutes, the stripper has taken off everything apart from her bra and panties. When she takes off her bra, the first English bloke licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her right arse cheek, next the second English man licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her left arse cheek. Then she takes off her panties and the Scottish bloke gets his credit card, swipes her arse and takes the fuckin' forty quid! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged strip , english , scottish , panties , twenty , pound , note , credit , card , swipe , table , bra , blonde - Current Score: 42 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
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