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| I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved upon it. Every time I faced a difficult decision, I would look at my bracelet and ask myself "What would Jesus do?" A few days later, I saw a gang of Pakis loitering near a bus stop shouting out passages from the Qur'an. I couldn't take it anymore and was about to knock the shit out of all of them when I remembered the bracelet. I thought to myself, "What would Jesus do?" So I set them all on fire and threw them in hell. |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged jesus , what would jesus do , bracelet , pakis , quran , hell , smelly bastards - Current Score: 119 - Added: 4 months ago
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