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| This morning a suspected Pakistani bomber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Bradford home. When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked "Why 68 bullets on 1 man?" He replied "Yes sorry about that, we ran out of ammo". |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , bomber , bradford , inspector , ammo , dead - Current Score: 275 - Added: 11 months ago
| Suicide bombers have today attacked Bradford city centre. Early estimates suggest they may have caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged suicide , suicide bombers , bradford , boogaloo - Current Score: 197 - Added: 4 months ago
| A copper in Bradford stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?" "I'm taking it home to keep it in my house." "What about all the flies and shit?" "It will just have to get used to them." | |
Joke by vasocam, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , cow , bradford - Current Score: 160 - Added: 9 months ago
| Dr. Who lands the TARDIS on planet Earth way back in the Dark Ages, in a faraway land we now call Bangladesh. "Where the bleedin' hell are we?" asks his companion, Donna. "Well," replies the Doctor, leaving the Tardis and walking around, "judging by that disgusting smell and the fact that we appear to be surrounded by towelheads (little sheet heads) with no significant intelligence living in caves and mud huts... this is Bradford 2008!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged doctor who , towelheads , bradford , bbc , doctor , bangladesh , smell , boogaloo - Current Score: 90 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| I wish we were more like America. No, really, I do. In some ways we are already very similar. Many of our cities are full of ethnic minorities, but the Americans have one up on us here. Imagine how nice it would be if Bradford was below sea level and in a hurricane zone too? | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bradford , pakis , new orleans , america - Current Score: 61 - Added: 4 days ago
| There are fears that the Large Hadron Collider, which is due to be switched on next week, might accidentally create a black hole on Earth. I've just come from Bradford, and I can tell you that the process already seems to have started. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged large hedron collider , lhc , cern , black hole , bradford - Current Score: 58 - Added: 2 days ago
| They've just put the bus fare up in Bradford to 50 rupees. | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged bus fare , bradford , rupees - Current Score: 40 - Added: 11 months ago
| "You didn't invite me to your barbecue, you bastards!" Chubby Brown, in Bradford, a few days after the Bradford City fire disaster. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged chubby brown , bradford , barbecue , bradford city , boogaloo - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's big and black? Bradford | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged big , black , bradford - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
| A tree fell down in Bradford killing a pakistani family of ten. Bradford city council claim they didn't know the bastards were living up there. | |
Joke by sir jokesalot, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , bradford , tree , immigrant - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months ago
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