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| This morning a suspected Pakistani bomber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Bradford home. When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked "Why 68 bullets on one man?" He replied, "Yes, sorry about that, we ran out of ammo." |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , bomber , bradford , inspector , ammo , dead - Current Score: 308 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged bradford , muslim , terrorists , police , death , mumbai , passport - Current Score: 299 - Added: 5 days ago
| Suicide bombers have today attacked Bradford city centre. Early estimates suggest they may have caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged suicide , suicide bombers , bradford , boogaloo - Current Score: 217 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| Apparently the Muslim extremists who carried out the shootings in India consider themselves to be justified in killing Westerners because some are occupying and living in Muslim lands. OK....I do see their logic actually. *Gets strapped up with a couple of assault rifles and jumps on the next train to Bradford* | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged it wouldnt be allowed in reverse would it , bradford , muslim - Current Score: 196 - Added: 5 days ago
| A copper in Bradford stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?" "I'm taking it home to keep it in my house." "What about all the flies and shit?" "It will just have to get used to them." | |
Joke by vasocam, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , cow , bradford - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two taxis have crashed in Bradford today. 450 people have been injured. Question from farcanal.com : Was the other taxi empty ? | |
Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bradford , pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistanis , car crash , car accident , crash , accident - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| There is hell to pay in Bradford tonight. Petrol had gone up by another 5 rupee's | |
Joke by Ben Dover, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged petrol , pakistani , bradford , rupee - Current Score: 147 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| A large hole has appeared off the eastbound carriageway of the M62 in Yorkshire. It's a shit hole called Bradford. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged bradford , yorkshire , shit - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| Dr. Who lands the TARDIS on planet Earth way back in the Dark Ages, in a faraway land we now call Bangladesh. "Where the bleedin' hell are we?" asks his companion, Donna. "Well," replies the Doctor, leaving the Tardis and walking around, "judging by that disgusting smell and the fact that we appear to be surrounded by towelheads (little sheet heads) with no significant intelligence living in caves and mud huts... this is Bradford 2008!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged doctor who , towelheads , bradford , bbc , doctor , bangladesh , smell , boogaloo - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| I wish we were more like America. No, really, I do. In some ways we are already very similar. Many of our cities are full of ethnic minorities, but the Americans have one up on us here. Imagine how nice it would be if Bradford was below sea level and in a hurricane zone too? | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bradford , pakis , new orleans , america - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months ago
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