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| I was thinking, the human brain is such an amazing thing. But then it occurred to me - what's telling me that? Fucking showoff. |    |
Joke by anthony4, in Illness and mortality > brain - Tagged clever , brain , oddball , thinking , arrogance , mental , fucking , showoff , emo phillips - Current Score: 144 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| A man was brain dead, but rich, and so the doctors suggested a brain transplant. They showed his family the options, and said- " There are two potential donors- a man or a woman. A male brain is £500 000 , a female brain is £1 000 000. " "Why is there such a difference?" Asked his family. "Well," said the doctor, " Its like with cars- a man brain is cheaper because its been used." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Illness and mortality > Brain Dead - Tagged man , woman , male , female , brain , cars - Current Score: 65 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| People are sceptical about the existence of zombies, claiming that nothing can live without a functioning brain. I tell them that Americans have been doing that for years. | |
Joke by Mistmage, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged zombie , american , brain - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| I'd love to believe in God, but I just can't switch my brain off. | |
Joke by agentleman, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , brain - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| What do you call an American with half a brain? Gifted. | |
Joke by widdop, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , brain , gifted - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 days ago
| What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted... What do you call a blond with a whole brain? A golden retriever!!! | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blond , brain , golden retriever - Current Score: 14 - Added: 9 months ago
| What do you call a blonde with a brain? A Labrador | |
Joke by leemo99, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , brain , dog - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| So an American man's had a baby... What's next, an American president having a brain? | |
Joke by randycandy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , man , baby , transsexual , president , brain - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
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