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I reckon JFK was the only US president to ever show some brainsI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by grant17, in Celebrity and news events > JFK - Tagged jfk , brains , assasination  - Current Score: 94 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Why don't Muslims get their hair washed?

Because they get their brains washed instead
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Joke by Gobshite, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , brains , hair , dirty fuckers  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year ago

Zombie films are unrealistic

I mean, if they invade America looking for brains, won't they die out just a bit quicker?
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Joke by johanelmander, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , zombies , brains , lack of  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago

It's impossible for women to be more intelligent than men because where men have their brains, they just have a gaping hole!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged brains , intelligent , men  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago

An Australian based company have developed a new thought controlled computer game, which works on electrical activity in the brain. So no plans to release it in America then.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , brains , computer game  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied
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Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged sex , fingering , cunt , pink , balls , stink , testicles , bath , boy , brains  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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