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| A Pikey woman is trotting down the road in her horse and carriage when she is pulled over by a cop. "I'm not going to give you a summons, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your carriage," says the cop. "Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," she replies. The cops adds, "another thing, I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too. If I catch you again and these problems are not fixed you will have a fine." Later that day, the woman is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, what exactly did he say?" asks the bloke "He said the reflector is broken," she answered. "I can fix that in a couple of minutes," he replies. "Anything else?" After thinking she replies, "I'm not sure, something about the emergency brake..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged emergency , brake , cop , reflector , horse - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| I heard that drivers should take breaks when driving long distances. They should also take steering wheels, clutches, handbrakes... | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , vehicle , drive , long , distance , break , brake - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
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