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| i once knew this bloke before he died, and i don't think this bloke ever lied, cos he had a wife with a fanny so wide, that she was never fuckin' satisfied, so he made her a prick out of shining steel, two brass and a fucking great wheel, the brass balls he filled em' with cream, ant the whole fuckin issue was driven by steam, round and round went the fucking great wheel, in and out went the prick of steel, untill she cried "enough, i'm fuckin' satisfied", but now we come to the horrible bit, there was no way of stopping it, her arsehole to her fanny was split, and the whole fuckin' issue was covered in shit |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged bloke , wife , steel , prick , steam , shit , brass , cream , fanny - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Thor and Odin are up in Valhalla and Thor turns to Odin and says, "It's great being a god and everything but I haven't had sex in a millennium." Odin says, "Well, what you need to do is go down to earth and find what they call a lady of the night and treat her." So Thor goes down to earth and the next day returns with a smile from ear to ear. Odin says, "It was good, then?" "Good?" replies Thor. "It was great! We did it twenty-seven times in one night." Odin is horrified. "Twenty-seven times?!? Mere mortals can't handle that! Go back to earth and apologise," he tells Thor. So Thor goes back and finds the woman and says, "Sorry about last night, see, I'm Thor..." The woman replies, "YOU'RE Thor? I can't even pith!" | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged mythology , sex , sore , thor , prostitute , brass - Current Score: 6 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
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