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| Lewis Hamilton: World Formula 1 Champion. The last time a Brazilian got fucked over this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell Underground Station. |    |
Joke by LEENEWSOME, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton, F1 - Tagged lewis hamilton , black , white , formula 1 , brazil , racing , driving , win , jean charles de menezes , underground , tube - Current Score: 754 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I'm sweating like a Brazilian on a Tube train. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Jean Charles De Menezes - Tagged jean charles de menezes , brazil , terrorism , mi5 , tube - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| Police are now saying that the body of a young British girl found in a suitcase in Brazil may not be Cara Burke. Apparently, it wasnt a Burberry suitcase and her family have stated that Cara would not be seen dead in it. | |
Joke by IchKommen, in Celebrity and news events > Cara Burke - Tagged cara burke , murder , chav , brazil , mutilated , news - Current Score: 101 - Added: 4 months ago
| I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian. Now she's fucking a guy called José. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubic hair , pubes , brazil , waxing , brazilian , sexy , shave , girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 82 - Added: 4 days ago
| Apparently there have been many sightings of missing five year old Madeleine McCann in South America with a Brazilian. Sad how quickly kids grow up these days. | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine , brazil , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 25 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| Breaking news: TAM airlines are now in talks with Immac to find ways of delivering Brazillian landing strips that don't result in a nasty burning sensation. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Brazil Plane Crash - Tagged brazil , plane crash , airline - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Targets 'destroy trust in police' the head of the Police Federation has said. Especially if they are drawn on the head of a Brazilian electrician at Stockwell tube station | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > menezes - Tagged police , brazil , de menezes , "not very funny" , illegal immigrant cunt deserved shooting - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year ago
| The Paralympics are a wonderful example of equality throughout the world. Look at the Brazil team for example... even their cripples are hot! | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , brazil , hot women - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
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