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I heard that drivers should take breaks when driving long distances.

They should also take steering wheels, clutches, handbrakes...
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Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , vehicle , drive , long , distance , break , brake  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago

Gary Glitter is said to be absolutely livid with the amount of hassle he's had in returning to the UK.

He was quoted saying, "At this rate, by the time I get back, all the kids will be back at school!"
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Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , six week holidays , school , break  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago

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