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| Herb decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandi in the eyes and said... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Sandi and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandi off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandi put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is..." exclaimed Herb, "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long." |    |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , cock , dick , tits , breasts , infant - Current Score: 173 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there. | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , women , breasts , tits , sexism , sexist , female - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What`s got 3 breasts and can't sing? Kylie and Dannii Minogue. | |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged kylie minogue , dannii minogue , minogue , breasts , cancer , breast cancer , kylie - Current Score: 126 - Added: 1 year ago
| Our 15 year old daughter has been diagnosed with breast cancer. But, on the upside, our 13 year old is developing a nice pair. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged breasts , daughter , incest , cancer - Current Score: 106 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| My sister's on page three of The Sun today! It's great for my family - I can cover up her tits and still show my mum, and cover up her face and still bang one out. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Breasts - Tagged breasts , page three , incest - Current Score: 97 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them. | |
Joke by darylsws, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged music , breasts , women - Current Score: 79 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How do you make a 2lb lump of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it. | |
| A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , hooters , tits , bosoms , breasts , clock - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A woman goes to the doctors complaining that every time she takes her bra off a black mans head pops out from between her breasts, sticks its tongue out and pulls stupid faces. "I know what the problem is" says the doctor, "you've got sillycoon implants." | |
Joke by superhorse, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , breasts , black man , implants - Current Score: 64 - Added: 10 months ago
| A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!" | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged breasts , perfect breasts - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year ago
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