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| What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. |    |
Joke by yudlugar, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged red , teeth , brick - Current Score: 198 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| I was talking to my grandad about martial arts yesterday , and I asked him if he knew where the word 'Kung fu' came from. Grandad said, "my old school playground." So I asked, "how is that, then?" And grandad said, "during school dinner break, I once threw a brick at a Chinese lad and it hit him right on the back of the head and he turned and screamed, 'Wot Kung fu dat?'" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chink , chinese , kung fu , school , playground , brick , grandad , dinner , judge dredd - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months ago
| I kept on wondering why the brick was getting bigger, all of a sudden, it hit me. | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged brick , hit , violence , injury , funny - Current Score: 16 - Added: 7 months ago
| A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and kill you." The man did as he was instructed, and just then, a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged brick , car - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? When you lay a brick it doesn't bother you for the next week asking why you don't pay it any attention, how you don't appreciate it and how it didn't enjoy it in the first place. | |
Joke by lolpon, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged blonde , brick , sex , lay , shag - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| The Queen visited a mental hospital. She talks to a man tending the flower beds She asks him why he was there and for how long The man tells her his life story, in a calm and informed manner The Queen is impressed with his attitude and suggests that she may be able to secure his release, as he seems to be cured The man is very grateful and returns to his gardening as the Queen departs. As she is about to leave the grounds, suddenly a fucking brick hits her, fair and square on the back of her head. She turns round to see the man standing there, he says " You won't forget, will you?" | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental , bloke , queen , brick - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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