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| I find women are like lava lamps... Very pretty to look at, just not very bright |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged lava , lamps , woman , bright , pretty - Current Score: 91 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| George moves to New York but never tires of telling people how fantastic Great Britain is. One day one of his work mates decides hes had enough and asks the obvious question "If Great Britain is so God damn marvellous, why the hell did you move to America?" "I had no choice" sighs George "I'm not too bright and they are all so bloody clever over there, America is the only place I had a chance of making a decent living...." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged living , chance , america , clever , bright , marvellous - Current Score: 42 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago
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