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I was walking down a street in Brixton late last night, when suddenly I saw another bloke bashing two dustbin lids together.

"What are you doing mate?" I asked.
"Oh, I'm calling my dog," he replied.
So I said, "Why don't you shout his name then?"

"Bollocks to that, if you think I'm going to shout 'Blackie' around here at this time of night..."
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged brixton , blackie , dog , dustbin lids , street  - Current Score: 441 - Added: 8 months, 10 days ago

What do you call a building full of black people?

Her Majesty's Prison.
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Joke by millerSMASH, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , prison , brixton , hmp  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 10 months, 12 days ago

Many people have said that the £5 billion Large Hadron Collider project has a capability of creating a black hole.
Prostitutes in Brixton will give them one for £20!
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Joke by stopher, in Celebrity and news events > Big Bang - Tagged large hadron collider project , brixton , bang  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago

People who say that blacks should go back to where they came from are so stupid.

Everyone knows Brixton isn't that fucking big!
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Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , brixton  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago

What do you call a mass flood in Brixton?
Blackpool
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Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged brixton , blackpool , flood  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago

What do you call Brixton after a flood?

Coco-Pops!
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Joke by laughsohardyoushityourself, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged brixton , flood  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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