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| My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist. Right when I needed her the most! |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged dump , wife , girlfriend , dumped , broke , broken , wrist , wank , wanker - Current Score: 267 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| Up until recently I was dating this girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off. | |
Joke by danshand, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged wooden leg , broke , dating - Current Score: 117 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've just spent my last tenner on Viagra. Now I'm hard up. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged viagra , hard , broke - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Heath Ledger and a bottle opener? A bottle opener only pops one at a time. | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Celebrity and news events > Heath Ledger - Tagged heath , ledger , dead , broke , drugs - Current Score: 27 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
| Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word - goodbye. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged money , credit crunch , broke - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| I broke my wife's neck during a row. She's never looked back since. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > broken bones - Tagged broke , wife , neck - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| A drunk bloke is walking about when he spots a man under his car. 'What's up pal?' The bloke replies, 'Piston Broke' The drunk says, 'Me too' | |
Joke by stickyring, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged piston , broke , drunk - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
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