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| My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist. Right when I needed her the most! |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged dump , wife , girlfriend , dumped , broke , broken , wrist , wank , wanker - Current Score: 267 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.'' | |
Joke by Zig, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged best man , grom , bride , kick , fingering , broken - Current Score: 56 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| I've just bought a baby p. watch. Its like a normal watch. But the hands, face and back are broken. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Baby P - Tagged watch , face , hands , back , broken - Current Score: 51 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. | |
Joke by the_paranoid, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged leg , broken , doctor , tommy cooper - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says "No, I'm really a blonde". "I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger." | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged finger , broken - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| My washing machine's broken down this morning. Sometimes I wonder why I married her. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , washing machine , broken - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| What do you call a broken Boomerang? A stick. | |
Joke by flip master3, in Jokes with no home > Boomerang - Tagged boomerang , stick , broken - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months ago
| I see the Large Hadron Collider is broken. Apparently there was this Big Bang........... | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged big bang , hadron , broken - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
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