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| My younger brother's an example of what can happen to people who get involved with drugs... A porsche and his own house by the age of 20. |    |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged drugs , brother - Current Score: 239 - Added: 2 months ago
| I once got into an argument with a pikey, and I was bricking it after he threatened to get his dad, his brother, and his uncle to all find me and beat me up. Imagine my relief when they all turned out to be one person. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , inbred , dad , uncle , brother - Current Score: 217 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| Dear Susan, I am writing to tell you that our relationship must end, I am not the man you think I am. For a long time I have been sexually attracted to your sister.On several occasions I have had sex with her and I know you will find this unbearable. What is probably worse than sleeping with your sister is the fact that I have also been having a sexual relationship with your mother. Add this to the fact that, after a drunken night out, I had anal sex with your brother, you will now see what a terrible person I am. One final confession susan. Shortly after I started a sexual relationship with you, your father started pestering me for sex and yes I gave in to him. And so Susan you must now see why I must end our relationship. I know this is all a shock but it is better out in the open. I am so very sorry if I've hurt you,I never meant to. Your loving brother, David xxx | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged letter , relationship , man , sister , sex , mother , confession , drunk , father , brother , family - Current Score: 139 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| My younger brother's really happy today - he's leaving home to do an apprenticeship with Man Utd. We're gonna say he's in prison for rape. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Man Utd - Tagged man utd , brother , apprenticeship - Current Score: 113 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| When I was fucking this girl last night, she called out my brother's name instead of mine. What did I expect though? They'd been married 20 years. | |
Joke by millerSMASH, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged name , brother , married - Current Score: 95 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago
| I had a very traumatic childhood. I've never told anyone this before, but when I was 12 my parents forced me to have sex with my little sister. Well, okay, maybe they didn't physically force me. But when they bought her that really cute school uniform, they didn't leave me any choice. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged rape , brother , sister , school uniform , close family - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| My brother got hit by a bus and had both of his legs amputated. Now he's my Half-Brother. | |
Joke by MRMIdAS, in Illness and mortality > Accident - Tagged brother , legs , accident - Current Score: 65 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| In response to news that Jade Goody has cervical cancer, a spokesperson for Big Brother has said, "it doesn't surprise me, she's always been a rotten cunt." | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , rotten , cunt , cancer , big , brother - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| I was at my brother's side the night he died. I remember his last words to me: "I won't dip my headlights until they do." | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged brother , dead , car , lights - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 week ago
| "Fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardisation of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardisation of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardisation of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother" | |
Joke by cheeseisevil, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged fo shizzle , african , american , brother - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
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