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| I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting, "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!" Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at the Labour party conference. |    |
Joke by milo123, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged chubby , brown , gordon , fat , bastard - Current Score: 860 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre. | |
Joke by fox in the box, in Celebrity and news events > Snoop Dogg - Tagged brown , rhymes , snoop , dre , snoop dogg , rapper - Current Score: 201 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago
| What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce | |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Celebrity and news events > Beyonce - Tagged beyonce , poster , sticky , brown , stick , cum , wank - Current Score: 192 - Added: 1 year ago
| George W Bush and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. The both decide to test it by asking a question each. George goes first "What will the USA be like in 100 years time" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existant, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries" Gordon Brown thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it. "Come on Gordon" says George, "Share what it says" "I can't read it George! Its all in Punjabi!" | |
Joke by lashley, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged brown , bush - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Have you heard about Bob the brown nosed reindeer? He's right behind Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. He can run as fast, but can't stop as fast. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged rudolph , reindeer , red , bob , brown , nose , xmas , christmas - Current Score: 177 - Added: 1 week ago
| I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason. The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? " No, I said- I think he's an atheist. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , muslim , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist - Current Score: 161 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Really angry just now. I just had 500 business cards printed out they read: John Brown, Therapist Stupid fuckers forgot to put a space in my profession. | |
Joke by teemscum, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged john , brown , therapist , rapist - Current Score: 160 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken'. As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners have fallen for this evil scam? | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Sauce - Tagged hp , brown , seal , scam - Current Score: 115 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool..... Turned out to be David Dickinson | |
Joke by BenHeartagram, in Celebrity and news events > David Dickenson - Tagged dickinson , david , tool , brown , leathery , old , day , other , boot , car , went , i , to - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| Apparently, Madeleine's abductor was drawn to her distinctive brown eye... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine , madeleine mccann , brown , eye , maddie - Current Score: 78 - Added: 8 months, 11 days ago
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